Yeah, I have no idea what to call this post, so I called it what I've heard it called on late night TV

It's such a nebulous term…but I guess we all "get" what it means by now.

This is, of course, a sensitive matter. Men are obsessed by size. Whether it's breast size, muscle size, engine size, or penis size, the male half of the species seems preoccupied by it. The word is that women don't care ("Size does not matter"), but I find that to be particularly untrustworthy.

I've been around the block a time or two and I've never heard a woman say penis size didn't matter.

Seriously.

It matters.

A penis can certainly be frighteningly large or it can be small. Of course, it can be "average." Most are.

From what I've read, penis size can be plotted on a graph and what you'll find is the typical bell curve shape. Most penises fall within an average range and the outliers (the giants and shrimps) fall within both tails of the bell curve.

That is to say, a large majority of erect penises fall within a rather broad range (5-7 inches, with 6" being the "average") while just a small percentage are either bigger than 7" or smaller than 5".

You may be asking, "What the hell? Why is Bill writing about this? This is a muscle-building site and I know the penis is not a muscle! Damn him!"

Well, today, I'm here to ask two questions:

1. Does size matter?
2. Can one increase penis size?

I would guess that size does matter to you. I know there might be one guy in a million who thinks he's too big. I'd also guess that the other 999,999 guys want to be bigger (women, you can weigh in here – penis size affects you, too).

If size does matter, then can you increase the size of your penis? If so, how? If you could increase your size, would you? How much would it be worth to you?

I realize that commenting on this post might be embarrassing. Who wants to say that they think they're small? Would you be willing to fill out an anonymous survey?

I'm actually trying to gauge demand for a product. It's not my product and no, I haven't tried it (though maybe I should!)! After all, who couldn't stand to gain some penis size? (Except for the 1 in a million guy, of course.)

I'll see how many people visit this page and gauge whether I should put together a quick survey. It will be totally anonymous and done through SurveyMonkey, a survey service I've used in the past.

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